blind date

blind date

A: I've got a date for you.and she want to date with you.

B: Oh, really? that's very kind of you.

A: Are you interested?

B: Maybe. What is she like?

A: She's got a great personality,long hair with blue eyes,her skin is white.

B: Uh-oh. That means that she's fat and ugly.

A: She's cute.

B: Okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.

A: She weighs 100kg.

B: Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her?

A: Who said there is a problem with her?

B: The problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!